Baseball fans: Oh my God three strikes he should be ashamed.
Basketball fans: Make the damn free throw, man!
Football fans: Fuck how was that a flag I didn't even see anything that was fucking flag-worthy.
Hockey fans: YOU FUCKING DIPSHIT THAT WAS A WIDE OPEN NET AND YOU FUCKING FANNED THE PUCK. OH GOD NOW YOU GET A FUCKING PENALTY! GOD DAMNIT REF YOU SUCK! HE IS JUST BREATHING AND YOU'RE CALLING A DAMN UNSPORTSMANLIKE CONDUCT? FOR BREATHING!?? SINCE WHEN HAS BREATHING BEEN UNSPORTSMANLIKE. YOU LITTLE FUCK. DO YOU JUST WANT THEM ALL TO STOP BREATHING AND DIE, CAUSE I WANT YOU TO DIE, REF. UH HUH I SAID IT. IT'S OKAY *inserts player's first or last name here* YOU TRIED I LOVE YOU STILL. IT'S THE FUCKING REFS FAULT FOR EVERYTHING HE NEEDS TO WIPE THE SHIT OUT OF HIS EYES.
No, he’s the perfect human. He really is though, he’s beyond his years.
Shawn Thornton when asked if Bergeron ever did anything wrong (via hortonhearsawooo)
